Our favorite emailer and fishmonger, Megan, is at it again. Here’s our recent email correspondence showing how witty she is. This girl/woman has a future in writing. I was delighted by her message this time!
Greetings from Northwest Fresh Seafood!
Lots of beautiful fish came in fresh this morning. Albacore Tuna! Halibut! Columbia River King Salmon! Ling Cod!
I have a supplier who can bring us a live, wild merman. The merman is known for his great swimming abilities and impressive upper body physique. If stored in a pool or bathtub, he will stay fresh for at least 6 days. I’m aiming for Saturday morning delivery. Let me know if you have any interest.
Mermen are caught off the coast of Southern California by Hollywood talent agents’ promises of legs and bit parts in blockbuster films. [Ed. And apparently caught off the coast of Ireland as well. See below.]
Me: Do I have to wear a bikini to get one of those???
Megan: Haha bikini is up to you- it is your merman!